“I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.”

prettyprophet: Dead or Alive, two shots of Kasumi x Hayate, Amazake Hatosyo-ten, Yoshu Ohepe, Brolen, Rabbits.

funny_bunny: Commissioned by…NOT SETEBOS??

prettyprophet: Nah, it’s Setebos again. Fucking Ohepe flood right here.

funny_bunny: DEAD OR ALIVE SUCKS AND KASUMI AND HAYATE ARE JUNK. Pass it along to Eddy and Patty!

Killer Ink: You liked DOA.

funny_bunny: “LIKED” is the word. Oh Ayane, you’re so great. THAT’S IT, NO MORE DOA TALK.

prettyprophet: Couldn’t you play her in Ninja Gaiden 2? Eh, don’t matter, I ain’t getting it.

Killer Ink: I still don’t understand how you two have time for games.

prettyprophet: Uh, yeah, because you working all the fucking time is doing wonders for your health.

funny_bunny: Always time for fun! FIGHT FOR FUN!

prettyprophet: Peace out, kids.

funny_bunny: Powered to you by CAPTAINESS N!

Additional links:

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On Depositfiles
On Megaupload

PSP:

On Megaupload

“The year’s at the spring
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hillside’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven -
All’s right with the world!”

prettyprophet: Another Amazake Hatosyo-ten doujinshi, another commission by Setebos, another joint with brolen. “Spring Strawberry Vol. 1″ (nevermind the ‘vol. 2′ on the cover), Ichigo 100% doujinshi. Got Manaka, Satsuki, Nishino, and someone named Ryohei……..look, I don’t know shit about Ichigo, except for the fact that I hate the piss out of it and Ed loves it. Pat doesn’t seem to remember anyone named Ryohei………..fuck it. People love Yoshu Ohepe; here it is.

…Yeah, short post. Everyone’s not here or is nde.

EDIT: “Ryohei” should be “Junpei”. Here’s the two revised pages (17-18)……Imageshack screwed the file names, so you’ll have to change those yourself. Or just copy and paste what I got right there.

[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

For PSP:

[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_17
[brolen-RR]Spring_Strawberry_v01_18

Additional links:

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On Megaupload

PSP:

On Megaupload

“If every one in the world will love universally; states not attacking one another; houses not disturbing one another; thieves and robbers becoming extinct; emperor and ministers, fathers and sons, all being affectionate and filial — if all this comes to pass the world will be orderly. Therefore, how can the wise man who has charge of governing the empire fail to restrain hate and encourage love? So, when there is universal love in the world it will be orderly, and when there is mutual hate in the world it will be disorderly. This is why Mozi insisted on persuading people to love others.”

prettyprophet: Ok, since this is already out, I don’t want to take too much time on this post. Uh…everyone’s around. Somewhere. I see empty Bacardis. Fuck. Lavie’s doing this instead.

Lavie Rhap: This is a joint release with Brolen: a Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millenium doujinshi comic, featuring Chun-Li and Rock Howard by circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten, artist Yoshu Ohepe. Did I get all this correct?

prettyprophet: Probably. Look, don’t ask me things now. It was a commission.

Lavie Rhap: Commissioned by Setebos, who has also commissioned several other Yoshu Ohepe doujinshis. I see we’ve marked off the “shotakkun” tag…would Rock qualify as one?

prettyprophet: Fuck if I know, but he’s fine as fuck. Rock, you ARE a rock.

Lavie Rhap: I’m sure he is.

prettyprophet: Did you read the thing? Kid’s all ripped. And horny! Ha, that’s goddamn cute.

Lavie Rhap: We hope the Randy Rabbit has satisfied your Capcom and SNK needs.

Additional links:

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PSP:

On Megaupload

“Circe, how can you expect me to be kind to you? You have turned my companions into swine in your house, and now that you have me here you ask me deceitfully to come into your bedroom and go to bed with you, in order to weaken and unman me once I am naked. No, I do not want to go to bed with you, goddess, unless you agree to swear a great oath to plan no further mischief against me.”

[prophet note: This was actually written a few days ago.]

prettyprophet: Ok, quick post. nde, what’s happening on your end?

nde: Reading. For class.

prettyprophet: About what?

nde: Magic.

prettyprophet: nde’s a wizard. I’m just a muggle. Rabbit release! Monster Hunter doujinshi! Circle Amazake Hatosyo-ten’s “Sunset Glow”, artist Yoshu Ohepe. Features enormous-breasted chick named Hilda and some kid named Ruka. I don’t know anything about Monster Hunter.

nde: Good thing we didn’t buy it.

prettyprophet: Yeah. Now Pat’s gotta party with strangers. Ha, fucking slut. Anyways, this is a special release. What’s so special? C’mon, what.

nde: It’s a commission?

prettyprophet: Right, but not for us. It was commissioned by Setebos, but to BROLEN. Why’d we do it? Did we do some project-theft? Fuck no, brolen x Rabbit joint, tadow.

nde: Wasn’t there another joint?

prettyprophet: Maybe. Yo, email the PR Rabbit at pr.rabbit[at]gmail[dot]com. Let’s talk some shop; we are open for business. BUT NOT COMMISSIONS, SEND THOSE TO ribaldrabbit[at]gmail[dot]com.

nde: “Antaura came out of the sea. She shouted like a deer. She roared like an ox.”

prettyprophet: Rabbit Apocalypse, coming 2011.

nde: I think it’s a charm for migraines.

prettyprophet: Really? I could use some of that.

Additional links:

On brolen
On Megaupload
On Rapidshare
On RABBIT COMMISSION CONTEST #1 & #2

PSP:

On Rapidshare

“The tears we cry are echoes
That tell what tomorrow can hold
And I wept in your arms
And I heard bells ring out across the land
Ringing peace at last to your heart
My dearest friend and now the look that you gave me blooms
And will live on through the tears in us all without end”

prettyprophet: Ha! Thought we’d forget about Valkyria? Fuck no! Here’s a doujinshi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: All-star cast Battlefield Valkyria: Gallian Chronicles doujinshi!

funny_bunny: Alicia! Rosie! Edy! Susie! Marina! AND Johann AND Selvaria! REGULAR ARMY! XXX REPORT!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Cosplay!

Trojan: Uniforms, they are HOT.

prettyprophet: Circle Suginami Sakura, artist Ogata Mamimi. “Squad 7 – Pervert Women Detachment”…and it just so happens to be the Rabbits’ very FIRST release with……..

Kawaii Pattycakes: BROLEN! He does hentai! ………….think we can do some yaoi joints? PRETTY PLEASE?

prettyprophet: Maybe if it’s Valkyria. Go fetch some.

funny_bunny: This was a super fun release, for we RE-LIVED “At Yggdrasil”!

prettyprophet: Word, script editors got together…….and read the script. Made some changes…..made some in-jokes….so yeah!

Trojan: Man, I wish they showed Johann’s face in game….think he looks like that?

prettyprophet: I always pictured him as an earnest kid. Yo, you know what’s fucked up? We gotta be older than half of Squad 7.

Trojan: Yeah, so?

prettyprophet: Vyse is 17. Homer’s 15. Emile’s 15.

Trojan: Hold up, hold up, says here Welk’s is 22 and Faldio’s 23. And Nils? 29! All good.

prettyprophet: Oh god, what if I’m ephebophile.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Prophet, don’t be silly, so many smecksy boys in anime are teens!

prettyprophet: Don’t lump me in with you. Besides, I ain’t turning into a fucking cougar. Like Lavie.

funny_bunny: TRUTH CANNOT BE DENIED! Okay! DOWNLOAD THIS! THERE’S LOTS OF SEMEN! AND REFERENCES!

Trojan: And some prostate action! Yeah!

prettyprophet: Not kidding. Readers, I bet you’ll like it.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I loved it!

prettyprophet: Go play Valkyria. Go play some DLC. And read this doujinshi. Rabbits recommend.

funny_bunny: NOW LIVE IN HARD SEX MODE.

Additional links:

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On Brolen

PSP:

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“Accordingly, moved with compassion, she entered somedele into the sea, which was now calm, and seizing Landolfo by the hair, dragged him ashore, chest and all. There having with difficulty unclasped his hands from the chest, she set the latter on the head of a young daughter of hers, who was with her, and carried him off, as he were a little child, to her hut, where she put him in a bagnio and so chafed and bathed him with warm water that the strayed heat returned to him, together with somewhat of his lost strength. Then, taking him up out of the bath, whenas it seemed good to her, she comforted him with somewhat of good wine and confections and tended him some days, as best she might, till he had recovered his strength and knew where he was, when she judged it time to restore him his chest, which she had kept safe for him, and to tell him that he might now prosecute his fortune.”

Kawaii Pattycakes: BUSTGUNNER!

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, that’s the only thing you know about the series.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I haven’t watched Gunbuster…….I’m so ashamed!

prettyprophet: Fuck off, don’t talk about Gainax things around me.

Kawaii Pattycakes: FLCL!

prettyprophet: That had the Pillows. And it was fun (although I’m sure people analyze the fuck out of it all the time).

Kawaii Pattycakes: Gunbuster doujinshi! This is circle Rehabilitation with artist Garland and it’s “Salvage 2″! What was “Salvage 1″?

prettyprophet: A Nadia one.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Let’s do it!

prettyprophet: Translate it!

Kawaii Pattycakes: I WILL. Ok, I can’t. But I’ll learn!

prettyprophet: Readers, she’s been “learning” the past several years…….it hasn’t gone anywhere.

Kawaii Pattycakes: There was only one class for one semester!

prettyprophet: Yeah, plus you SUCK. This doujinshi, proudly translated by ak, features hotshot pilot Jung-Freud living life through one-night stands with Sizzler pilots. You know, past few doujinshi we done were all women on top. Fuck yeah.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I wanted some Jung x Noriko!

prettyprophet: “Salvage 2″ also has a ton of pin-up-esque-though-more-risque pictures……hell, it’s half the book. This one’s got most of the girls of the cast, so boys, have fun with that.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Wasn’t there something else about Salvage that really bothered Ed-o…….?

prettyprophet: Shit, oh yeah, you might notice the ‘anal’ tag. Page 13 = anal…..or is it? The script sets that up…..and thanks to fucking censoring (gg Japan, way to jump the loophole for PORN but I’m not going to rant about it here) it’s unclear whether or not it’s actually anal. Well, no. I didn’t look at it carefully but once the boys looked at the page…….

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ed, Funny and Ink were all: NOT ANAL.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the action looks a little too close to the clit. Maybe he’s just fucking her from behind. Whatever, I made anal a tag here. So you tell us, is that anal sex? Do you want it to be anal sex? Would you want to anal sex the hell out of Jung-Freud? Oh god, that name’s hilarious.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I wouldn’t mind her anal-sexing me!

prettyprophet: You heard it here first. Ladies, cosplay as Jung, you get to fuck Pat’s ass.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Think I can get Ed to do that?

prettyprophet: Yeah, probably. FREE COMMISSION CONTEST #2, click it yo. Yamada Naito raws! Valkyria doujinshi! Blazblue doujinshi! Send it over! Translators, cleaners, APPLY.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Jung-Freud will sex you up!

Additional links:

On Buster Machine III
On Depositfiles
On Megaupload
On Rabbit Romp: Commission Contest #2!

PSP:

On Megaupload

“The two stand in the fast-thinning throng of victims, but they speak as if they were alone. Eye to eye, voice to voice, hand to hand, heart to heart, these two children of the Universal Mother, else so wide apart and differing, have come together on the dark highway, to repair home together, and to rest in her bosom.”

prettyprophet: Spoilers: Consensual fucking between two people who like each other a ton but are too shy and familiar to say they love each other outright. So I think it’s safe to say no one’s going to download this. That’s right, you’re all sick fucks that get your rocks off rape and mayhem; Peking Duck was right. Am I jaded much? Yes.

nde: But they never show romance beyond the teen years.

prettyprophet: Duh, everyone knows they break up after. No, seriously, I can’t think of anyone who’s stayed together after high school…….willingly.

nde: Whopper.

prettyprophet: Ok, we know his case is fucked and once he inevitably crashes and burns, we’re going to ridicule his dumb ass. Protip: you hook up with the Rabbits and you make sure you don’t act a fool. You WILL be called out. Speaking of calling out, I’m calling out Funny, fuck him, I’m doing all these posts……pretty much on my own; I know, there’s nde but god I am fucking burnt out and I don’t want to think right now. Yeah, I could write this LATER after I get some sleep………no, I can’t, I’m too busy.

nde: I think he’s at home. Playing Blazblue.

prettyprophet: That fuck. Thank the Moon Rabbit we got “Love and Power”, eh? Hell yeah, first “Soul Eater” doujinshi from the Rabbits! Where the hell’s Pat? She loves Soul Eater. Anyways, it’s from circle Bakatohasami and the artist is You Sakai. Maka x Soul, Blair x Maka, Soul x Maka. Chea.

nde: It’s cute.

prettyprophet: nde doesn’t even like Soul Eater! That’s fucking endorsement. Translated by resident Soul Scholar ak; he propositioned this thing yay months back.

nde: Oh, Funny wanted mention of this site.

prettyprophet: Why?

nde: “Indie love”. That’s all he said.

prettyprophet: Oh wait, I remember. This is….I don’t know, I don’t know her, I think Funny does. But she’s got comics. Comics with rockhard prostitutes and a CHINESE MALE LEAD? Hot damn, what the fuck? Ting Yay seems a little too pushover though, so he ain’t my type.

nde: He didn’t seem that bothered at the beginning.

prettyprophet: Yeah, I’ll give him that. Anyways, it’s indie. Half the Rabbits are indie. Well, indie-hipster-geek-gangsta-thugs. Check it out, yo.

nde: And the contest.

prettyprophet: Right, COMMISSION CONTEST NUMBER TWO. Win a free commission! This one’s entirely in Funny’s court. Head over to the Rabbit-chan for that. Alright, fuck it, I’m tired. So I’m not going to sleep. Maybe I’ll play Valkyria.

nde: Real-time.

prettyprophet: Ok, Devil Survivor.

nde: Small screen.

prettyprophet: I’m watching Orta’s Pandora’s Box.

nde: Sweet dreams for Iva.

Additional links:

On Death Weapon Meister Academy
On Depositfiles
On Megaupload
On Kommiekomiks
On WIN A COMMISSION CONTEST #2

PSP:

On Megaupload

“And what is right action? Abstaining from taking life, from stealing, and from illicit sex. This is called right action.”

prettyprophet: I think Teddie qualifies as shota.

Lavie Rhap: I’ll agree with that assessment.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He’s BISH. Just look at his UNVEILING.

prettyprophet: He looks as old as the rest of the boys, if not younger. It doesn’t matter, we’re fucking cougars to them.

Kawaii Pattycakes: It’s ‘beautiful boy’. Teddie’s a boy and he’s beautiful! I win, YOU LOSE.

Lavie Rhap: Teddie’s age seems to be an unknown factor, however. He could be as old as humanity itself.

prettyprophet: He watched Rome burn.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He went fishing with Izanagi!

prettyprophet: BLACKEST NIGHT, blaxploitation from Detective Comics Comics.

Kawaii Pattycakes: STOP TALKING.

prettyprophet: Lavie, paid ANY attention to that?

Lavie Rhap: No, but my cousin has. And most likely several of the Rabbit boys.

prettyprophet: Didn’t Whopper hate Green Lantern?

Kawaii Pattycakes: I hate Green Lantern!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up you Japanophile slut. “Teddie’s Path To Adulthood” by……..long ass doujin circle name!

Kawaii Pattycakes: SEINANSEINI KAGAYAKERUNOHOSHI! 西南西ニ輝ケル星! Artist is Morino Papiko! 森野ぱぴ!

Lavie Rhap: Are we still following Western surname order?

Kawaii Pattycakes: We shouldn’t!

prettyprophet: We did…..or not. Fuck, I don’t know anymore.

Kawaii Pattycakes: This is a PERSONA 4 doujinshi starring Amagi Yukiko and bishie-Teddie-tan! TEDDIE GETS SEXED UP RAWR.

prettyprophet: I spearheaded this one……you know, for payback. Props go to our resident Ghost for being abused by both me and Funny at the same time. Also, Persona, this one goes out to you.

Lavie Rhap: We would also like to thank the Anonymous Scanner for linking to our little Club; as we are not a full hentai/yaoi group, our promotion of this section is minimal.

prettyprophet: Yeah, the Cowslip is THAT unknown that the instant we got linked, the hits spiked. Maybe we should do more yaoi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Please-kuma!

prettyprophet: Eh, fuck it.

Additional links:

On the Midnight Channel
On Depositfiles
On Megaupload
On Marukyu Striptease

PSP:

On Megaupload

“The girl burst out laughing; she knew she was nobody’s meat. She laughed at him full in the face, she ripped off his shirt for him and flung it into the fire, in the fiery wake of her own discarded clothing. The flames danced like dead souls on Walpurgisnacht and the old bones under the bed set up a terrible clattering but she did not pay them any heed.”

[The following post was recorded on the 6th without Prophet’s knowledge or consent. Edited for privacy and convenience.]

prettyprophet: Fuck me, I’m sleeping shit these days.

Lavie Rhap: And a pleasant morning to you.

prettyprophet: I don’t get it, I’ve been getting seven hours a night.

Lavie Rhap: Try for eight.

prettyprophet: [long sigh] Not with my schedule. Fucking [censored activity]. Fucking Rabbits.

Lavie Rhap: You’ve been overworking yourself—

prettyprophet: And before you fucking say it, no, I’m not letting you take more work.

Lavie Rhap: Let’s be reasonable; I’m already heavily involved while you and Funny bear the main burden of everything.

prettyprophet: Ok, listen you— …wait, where’s nde?

Lavie Rhap: He’s out with Ink.

prettyprophet: Fuck it. Ok, don’t tell Funny or Pat, but I know [censored project]’s getting released.

Lavie Rhap: That’s being released?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, Funny probably told you.

Lavie Rhap: No, I’ve been kept out of the loop this time.

prettyprophet: Well, maybe, since if you knew, you’d have stopped Pat from editing the fucking thing on my PC. Honestly, did they really think I wouldn’t figure it out?

Lavie Rhap: Secrecy in the open, as they say.

prettyprophet: Fucking bullshit, yo.

Lavie Rhap: Are you going to pretend to be surprised when they release it?

prettyprophet: Hopefully they’ll do it when I’m drunk. Then I can just yell at them.

Lavie Rhap: I’ll make sure to diffuse your spark of drunken rage.

prettyprophet: You’re a pal.

Lavie Rhap: Would you be nearly as angered if it wasn’t a series?

prettyprophet: [sigh] I just don’t know if we can handle another one. When I found out about this, I told ak in secret, “Don’t translate anything Funny asks you to do.” So I was hoping that’d derail the idiots…but I’m sure they got Ghost on board.

Lavie Rhap: So if it was, well, a doujin, you wouldn’t mind?

prettyprophet: Get Valkyria up in this piece…or Megaten, fuck yeah!

Lavie Rhap: Even hentai?

prettyprophet: Especially hentai. We haven’t done any yet…and our translators are guys. What the fuck is up with that?

Lavie Rhap:You’d think Pat or Funny would’ve pushed for one by now.

prettyprophet: I like how you lumped Pat in with the boys.

Lavie Rhap: Now, I could have said you; don’t you think this is more apt?

prettyprophet: Jesus, I don’t even know why I haven’t been gung-ho for P4 hentai.

Lavie Rhap: Perhaps Pat is swaying you over to boys’ love?

prettyprophet: Oh fuck no. Homoerotic as it is, I ain’t dripping over MC and Yosuke fucking. Probably because there’s a total overkill of that.

Lavie Rhap: How about something featuring Yukiko? You did choose her in your playthrough.

prettyprophet: Yeah, but that’s because no one was going her route.

Lavie Rhap:Why didn’t you pick Chie again?

prettyprophet: Hey, I may be pretty arrogant, but I ain’t so narcissistic I’d want to romance myself. Plus I didn’t dig her social link that much.

Lavie Rhap: Flames of the past, flames of the future…

prettyprophet: Hmph, funny…oh, shut it.

Lavie Rhap: Was that—

prettyprophet: Now hold up a fucking second, how about you picking Ai? Patronizing bitch.

Lavie Rhap: A bit of my own narcissism, I must say.

prettyprophet: [laughs] High school, eh? Great times.

Lavie Rhap: Does this mean you’ll be playing Pat’s…the exact word eludes me…”maiden games”?

prettyprophet: Fuck. That. Shit. Persona 5 better give me a girl protagonist and a fuckload of good-looking guys.

++++++

Lavie Rhap: To assuage your wait, Prophet, we have a Persona 4 doujinshi featuring Yukiko, Chie, sexual repression, Rise, the protagonist…as well as others. And I must say, I’m very sorry for all the deceit.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I was tricked too! But it was to trick you, so that worked out! HAVE SOME FUTA YURI SAKUYA HARDCORE SEX MODE!

funny_bunny: Don’t worry, Prophet! I KNOW your Shadow loved it! DON’T DENY THE TRUTH FROM YOURSELF.

Peking Duck: Soooo…….yeah. I heard it was hell trying to get this comic out. Hope you appreciate it!

Killer Ink: We don’t have to wish them happy birthdays again, do we?

funny_bunny: Of course not, you illin’ Ink. Why, we are not devious devils, seeking loopholes from what Prophet said about her not wanting BIRTHDAY RELEASES. This post isn’t for any special occasion! IT’S NOT FOR SOME TERRIBLE TWINS WHOSE BIRTHDAY HAS JUST PAST THE DAY BEFORE.

Killer Ink: By the time Prophet and nde see this, we would have confessed everything.

Peking Duck: Just blame Funny.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yea! He was Decoy Octopus!

funny_bunny: Now, now, MOI was no Decoy Mantis. [censored project] was Sniper Snake!

Lavie Rhap: And so, Over the Rain! by circle Uguisuya, artist Uguisu Kagura. Contains Shadows x Yukiko, Chie x Yukiko, ? x Yukiko, and Rise x Protagonist. There were four-panel gag comics that have yet to be translated; I have a feeling that will infuriate you more than anything we’ve plotted.

funny_bunny: A Persona 4 hentai doujinshi! ABOUT TIME.

Peking Duck: Dedicated to Prophet, the pro-porn feminist.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Everyone, send lots of femdom P4 yuri/hentai! She loves it!

Additional links:

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PSP:

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“Now Jove suspends his golden Scales in Air,
Weighs the Mens Wits against the Lady’s Hair;
The doubtful Beam long nods from side to side;
At length the Wits mount up, the Hairs subside.”

Previously on WTF Month:

+ Aya Takano’s Space Ship EE
+ Rabbit Revelry: Say Hello, Rabbit-Chan

prettyprophet: Download the release now because if you read on, there’ll be spoilers. Not like THAT much is going to be spoiled (hint: someone gets TENTACLE RAPED). Let’s start this off by setting the sides. One side: nice, little nde and the Duck that just got dragged into hentai hell. The other: Funny the Insane Bunny and Otaku Princess Pat. Me and Lavie: moderators of the debate. Proper Moral Justice vs. Delicious Decadence. Go.

nde: I’m not bothered by this. And I don’t think I’m moral.

prettyprophet: Ok, Duck vs. Everyone.

Peking Duck: This is totally unfair.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Then come over to our side!

funny_bunny: But there is no side! WE ARE OUROBUROS AND WE GO AROUND AND AROUND.

Peking Duck: Aren’t you guys grossed out by this ONE bit?

prettyprophet: Hey, don’t look at me when you say…..type that. My wrath was spent on Infinity Stars.

Peking Duck: Lavie?

Lavie Rhap: I suppose these things come with the territory.

funny_bunny: And our territory is the world.

Peking Duck: Tentacles and lolipops always go together! Shotakkuns and tentacles too! Anything with tentacles!

prettyprophet: Yeah, you know……….nevermind.

Peking Duck: They’re kids.

prettyprophet: They’re drawings.

Peking Duck: Ah shit, I shouldn’t have brought that up.

Lavie Rhap: Shall I interject?

prettyprophet: Do it before I talk.

Lavie Rhap: I’m sure many of you may have heard the news of Japanese game developers/publishers practicing self-censorship in light of the Rapelay situation.

prettyprophet: A little bit funny, because now I bet a ton of people who never would’ve played the thing downloaded the thing to hell and back.

Lavie Rhap: Needless to say, Prophet was infuriated by the perceived whitewashing of this problem (changing game names, limits placed on what kind of sexual scenarios there may be, etc.) and felt that more important issues were being neglected in favor of sensationalism.

prettyprophet: I told everyone this before: you’re not going to solve any fucking problems by hiding this shit. It’s here and it exists.

Peking Duck: So why the hell are we fighting fire with fire?

prettyprophet: They’re not fire. All these public interest groups, all these suits…..they’re frigid. So fucking busy preaching to their choirs, trying to ice all the smut.

Lavie Rhap: I can only imagine what their reaction would be to someone such as Pat, a fine, upstanding young woman…with certain niche interests.

prettyprophet: Their brains would burst.

funny_bunny: But not ours!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Deculture!

Peking Duck: This is one messed up world.

funny_bunny: It is Wonderland.

prettyprophet: Hey, readers, want to know why Duck got particularly bothered by this thing? She has a younger sister. Yeah, she’s lolipop too.

Peking Duck: Don’t fucking tell these sickos that.

prettyprophet: Funny, when are we roping Jujube in?

funny_bunny: When she has matured and roasted into a mouth-watering morsel like our crispy Peking Duck!

Peking Duck: Funny……I just don’t know what to do with you.

prettyprophet: Join the club.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You could heart him! That’d be so mukyaaaa~

funny_bunny: I REFUSE TO BE TAMED.

Peking Duck: You know, I thought Prophet would be all snarling when I saw this.

prettyprophet: Like I said, all wrath spent on Infinity Stars.

funny_bunny: So! I took ze script and asked nde questions! Such as…”What would Prophet say if someone told her she could not do something?”…”What would Prophet say you were dying?”…”What would Prophet say if she stubbed her toe?”…and we all saw the magic that occurred from THAT.

nde: Are they meant to be demonhunters or something?

prettyprophet: What? Who knows, they’re lolipops.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SCHOOLGIRL lolipops. Let’s watch Battle Royale!

nde: I don’t understand this story.

Peking Duck: It’s PORN.

funny_bunny: It is the story of LOVING and CARING between TWO TWINS. TWINS!

nde: The girls are frightened but not overwhelmed at the beginning; Komomo is of clear mind. Wouldn’t that mean they, or at least Komomo, are experienced with tentacles and other monstrosities?

Lavie Rhap: But if that were the case, they’re strangely under-equipped.

nde: Which would suggest they were disarmed through some form or another.

Lavie Rhap: Keep in mind that it may have been possible for Komomo to have escaped, should she have chosen to leave Sumomo behind.

prettyprophet: And she didn’t. Made the choice, had a literal brainwashing. Devastating, ain’t it?

Peking Duck: Don’t tell me I’m reading Lavie and nde discussing PORN PLOT.

prettyprophet: Porn plot! Right here with the Rabbits.

nde: They just don’t seem like regular schoolgirls.

Lavie Rhap: It was somewhat surprising to see Komomo yield before Sumomo.

prettyprophet: Drugs! Fucking cheap.

Peking Duck: You wouldn’t have gone down to monster sperm in your head?

prettyprophet: Fuck no.

funny_bunny: That’s the power of RABBIT WILL.

Kawaii Pattycakes: PROPHET, YOU AND ME, REBEL 1, LET’S GO!

prettyprophet: Ok, wrapping this up. F4U’s “The Violation of Two Vases” aka “Twin Pots”. Translated by the Ghost; Funny asks nde: “What’s a sexier word for ‘pots’?” “Vases.” Funny asks me: “Still she-hulk over Rapelay?” “Doing a sex release? See if you can shove in something to do with rape.” Then he showed me this. And yes, rape.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Is it funny?

prettyprophet: They can’t see you do that paw thing.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Awwwww.

funny_bunny: Tentacles! Lolipops! Staples of the Otaku Pyramid of Life.

prettyprophet: Alongside Aya’s “Space Ship EE”, Alexander Pope, and perfectly normal Rabbits like Peking Duck.

Peking Duck: Hey, don’t patronize me.

Lavie Rhap: Let’s settle any animosity with Blazblue.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Nooo I’m playing Prophet now!

prettyprophet: Bad blood first. Duck, fucking BRING IT ON.

Peking Duck: So dead.

funny_bunny: Randy Rabbit Release 4 you! F4U! This post was powered by the synchowaves of CAPSULE and the rockness of BLAZBLUE! nde, who will YOU use?

nde: Do I need to say?

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